The Men Commandments

God created man in his own image
but...
made each one just slightly different

this was fine until man invented the steam engine
put numbers on buses
and built wooden stands at non-League football grounds

some people just cannot help it
it is all just so interesting
the hobby can take over unless...

...you control yourself
with
The Men Commandments



Thou shalt ... ensure thy friend gets on the bus too





Thou shalt not...lose Mum's shopping bag





Thou shalt not...eat buns all at once